Loomz 15 oz White Glossy Mug

This mug exists because Elliot in Marketing would not let it go (thanks Ells!).

We make almost no margin on this mug. None. Practically charity. It is here purely so Loomz can live on your desk, in your kitchen, and in your questionable 9am lecture coffee choices.

Is it a good mug?
Unfortunately… yes.

It’s glossy, sturdy, and strong enough to survive:

Microwave abuse

Dishwasher chaos

Whatever you’re calling coffee these days

Use it for caffeine, tea, water, or staring into the void during group projects.

Why this mug is aggressively decent

Size - 15 oz

Ceramic & glossy — looks clean even when you’re not

Microwave safe — reheat your drink again

Dishwasher safe — because hand washing is a lie

Lead & BPA free — Elliot insisted on that too

The fine print (Elliot made us add this)

This mug is basically advertising for Loomz.
You’re paying for the mug.
We’re paying for the brand exposure.Elliot is thrilled.

(Coaster not included)

Drink from it.
Drop it.
Microwave it twice.
Represent Loomz unintentionally.