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Surrealist Twisted Clock (Roman Numerals, Obviously)

Surrealist Twisted Clock (Roman Numerals, Obviously)

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This clock is having a breakdown.
And honestly? Same.

This twisted, melting-style clock looks like time itself has given up, perfect for student rooms where schedules are theoretical and deadlines are vibes-based. It droops. It bends. It refuses to stand up straight. Yet somehow, it still tells the correct time. Iconic behaviour.

Stick it on a desk, shelf, or wall and immediately make your room look like you’re artsy, ironic, or going through something.

Why students love it (and relate to it)

Surreal, melting design — just like your sleep schedule

Roman numerals — looks deep, you don’t have to be

Quartz movement — accurate time, emotionally unstable appearance

Non-slip base — unlike you during exam season

Conversation starter — “Why is your clock like that?”

Perfect for

Student rooms • Desks • Shelves • Studios
People who say “time isn’t real” and mean it

Product details (briefly, before time melts again)

Material: Plastic

Movement: Quartz

Size: 17.5 × 14.5 × 11.5 cm

Colours: Gold • Silver • White • Black

Does it tell the time? Yes.
Does it respect the concept of time? Absolutely not.

Put it up.
Ignore it.
Be late anyway.

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